bullshitting my way to victory

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pomodoko
thepoisonroom

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

queenwaker

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butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway

Fun fact from a therapist who works in the field of inteusive thoughts: did you know that one of the (many) techniques we are taught to work on with people is to literally yell (in their heads or maybe even out loud if necessary) STOP at thoughts that are distressing or unpleasant and than redirect away from it?

Yall are doing good work out here.

meteormemoirs

Calling your intrusive thoughts a name like they’re an annoying roommate is my method and it is definitely not because of Succession that I call mine Tom and or Greg now.

“Shut up, Greg.”

it is an actual technique called thought stopping lol iirc another one literally involves flicking yourself to stop intrusive thoughts
pomodoko
july-19th-club

stopping at an understaffed, overcrowded fast food restaurant while on a road trip and crouching over your phone with your chicken sandwich at a corner table like a weary adventurer eating a bowl of unidentifiable stew at a nameless inn, the only one for miles of moor and wood, taking in the chatter around you but speaking to none before pulling your cloak back up over your head and taking t' the road once more

bogleech

Kicking the door in at a Popeye’s connected to a gas station to ask the most grizzled and battle-scarred customers to join me on a suicidal quest

wild-west-wind

Leaning over the counter of the TacoTime in Rexburg Idaho, asking if the 16 year old Mormon girl there has heard any rumors.